We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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