PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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