I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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