oh god the rape fog is back!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it