is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.