Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
21 Dirty Secrets From Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties That Have Destroyed Marriages
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza