oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
