the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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