Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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