I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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