I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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