A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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