she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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