It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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