i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
vagina is talking i cant
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.