Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.