I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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