i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
