I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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