You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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