which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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