i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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