Got a toothbrush?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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