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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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