Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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