Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
