Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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