People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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