love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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