and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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