Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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