In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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