You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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