worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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