im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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