Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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