i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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