ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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