Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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