Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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