Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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