Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
then he tried to convert me to islam
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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