Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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