I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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