I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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