We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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