I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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