Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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