just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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