it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
how drunk are you?
Several
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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