Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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