I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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