Me too!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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