Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
