Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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