i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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