I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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