It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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